domingo, 6 de junio de 2010



Here is the oral test for english 4º grade
Yuri (Russian) : Daniel López
Luigi (Italian) : Gabriel Piffaretti
O'Braian (American) : Guillermo Valdi

(Yuri enters in scene , sits on a chair with a table in front)

- Come the first dead men.

(Luigi enters in scene)

- Gooday sir , I’am Luigi.

- Yes yes , I called you didn’t I?

- Sure, sir

- Soo shut up , avoid presentation , can you cook something in special?

- Hot meat and soups.

- Nothingh else?

- Of course , pasta , a lot of pasta!.

- Strogonoff?

- What’s that sir?!

(Hits the table)

- YOU DON’T NOW WHAT’S THAT!!!!!!! .

- No , sir , I’m sorry , but I can make pasta with \\\\

- I GIVE A CRAP YOUR PASTA , YOU MUSN’T HAVE THIS JOB!!!!!!

- But sir......

- I SAY GO OUT AND SHUT UP!

(Luigi leaves the room ,looks at O’Braian and says)

- Good luck , you will need it.
- The next enter plese.

(O’braian enters in scene)

- Gooday sir.

- Mmph

- Right..... you are Yuri right ?

- Lord Yuri Sakaev , Master of cook for you, only the zar can speak to my like that.

- Sorry sir , my apologice

- I don’t accept them , continue american girl.

- Okay sir , I worked 10 years in the army , cooking around the world.

- But you weren’t in Stalingrade , cooking strogonoff , no?

- No.....but my dad was in Berlin.

- He only survive by MY and the Mother Russia

- I don’t think that , we save your ass twice.

- Say whatever you want , I know what happend there. Now , this cuestion decides if you get the job or not , CAN YOU COOK STROGONOFF.

- No sir , whats that?

- Plese god give m ethe streght to don’t kill them, YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT IS STROGONOF?!.

- Nop , it’s a soup maybe?

- Go out and never in your miserable life back to a kitchen , american fool!.

( Jack goes angry outsides an hits the door)

- Some one here knows how to cook strogonof?

(Jack goes angry outsides an hits the door)

- Some one heres knows how to cook strogonof?

(Luigi rises the hand and says)

- I know now , sir.

- Yes , how ?

- I searched it on Wikipedia and now I know.

- The jobs is yours , for now.

( Luigi and yuri shakes hands , luigi cryies).


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