Here is the oral test for english 4º grade
Yuri (Russian) : Daniel López
Luigi (Italian) : Gabriel Piffaretti
O'Braian (American) : Guillermo Valdi
(Yuri enters in scene , sits on a chair with a table in front)
- Come the first dead men.
(Luigi enters in scene)
- Gooday sir , I’am Luigi.
- Yes yes , I called you didn’t I?
- Sure, sir
- Soo shut up , avoid presentation , can you cook something in special?
- Hot meat and soups.
- Nothingh else?
- Of course , pasta , a lot of pasta!.
- Strogonoff?
- What’s that sir?!
(Hits the table)
- YOU DON’T NOW WHAT’S THAT!!!!!!! .
- No , sir , I’m sorry , but I can make pasta with \\\\
- I GIVE A CRAP YOUR PASTA , YOU MUSN’T HAVE THIS JOB!!!!!!
- But sir......
- I SAY GO OUT AND SHUT UP!
(Luigi leaves the room ,looks at O’Braian and says)
- Good luck , you will need it.
- The next enter plese.
(O’braian enters in scene)
- Gooday sir.
- Mmph
- Right..... you are Yuri right ?
- Lord Yuri Sakaev , Master of cook for you, only the zar can speak to my like that.
- Sorry sir , my apologice
- I don’t accept them , continue american girl.
- Okay sir , I worked 10 years in the army , cooking around the world.
- But you weren’t in Stalingrade , cooking strogonoff , no?
- No.....but my dad was in Berlin.
- He only survive by MY and the Mother Russia
- I don’t think that , we save your ass twice.
- Say whatever you want , I know what happend there. Now , this cuestion decides if you get the job or not , CAN YOU COOK STROGONOFF.
- No sir , whats that?
- Plese god give m ethe streght to don’t kill them, YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT IS STROGONOF?!.
- Nop , it’s a soup maybe?
- Go out and never in your miserable life back to a kitchen , american fool!.
( Jack goes angry outsides an hits the door)
- Some one here knows how to cook strogonof?
(Jack goes angry outsides an hits the door)
- Some one heres knows how to cook strogonof?
(Luigi rises the hand and says)
- I know now , sir.
- Yes , how ?
- I searched it on Wikipedia and now I know.
- The jobs is yours , for now.
( Luigi and yuri shakes hands , luigi cryies).
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